Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
Me waiting for my dad to take me to buy a new tv.
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.
Just spent an hour trying to find some heat gun tool my dad lost.
I kept digging through box after box cause he was all pissed I hadn’t found it.
Then he goes, “oh well, I guess I loaned it out to someone”